Babelfish

"Oei oei, is dat niet gevaarlijk?
En hoe zit het met het scherm? Breedbeeld. ;-)"

Translation: Oei oei, is that not dangerous?
And how does it sit with the baffle? Breedbeeld. ; -)

The last word Babefish did not recognize it means wide -screen tv.
And I think u can translate Oei oei in something like: oh my god.
You see babelfish is really easy to use even I can manage.